TOP 10 SUMMER CAMPS YOU SHOULD NOT SEND YOUR KIDS TO...

10. Tommy Lee's - Camp Kickachickee

9. Lorena Bobbit's - Camp Cutaweewee

8. Tanya Harding's - Camp Wackaneenee

7. Kenneth Starr's - Camp Catchacrookee

6. Louis Farakahn's - Camp Killawhitey

5. O.J. Simpson's - Camp Killachickee

4. Michael Jackson's - Camp Grabbakiddie

3. President Clinton's - Camp Getahoochie

2. Ellen Degeneres' - Camp Lickacoochie

And the Number 1 camp not to send your kids to:

1. Monica Lewinsky's - Camp Suckaweewee